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This boredom-caused oneshot takes place during them Cell Games ... believe it or not (And I HIGHLY suggest that this author find something else to do when they feel boredom setting in again.)
Chapter 1: Be Gentle (Sounds like someone’s gunna get raped or something.)
Cell struck him again. Gohan hit his back on a few rocks, and looked at Cell again.
"Aren't you angry yet?!"
"Why are you doing this?" ('Cause he's Cell! And 'cause he's a villain!)
"Doing what?"
"Why are you hurting me?" ('Cause he's Cell . . . and 'cause he's a villain . . . and 'cause your dad bragged/whored about your hidden powers so now Cell is curious and will beat the shit out of you until you finally show him. )
Cell walked towards him.
"I want to see this power of yours, boy." (See?)
Gohan tried to get up onto his feet, but Cell pulled him up by his shirt.
"Why do you ask? I've told you a thousadn times!" (A 'thousadn' times, huh? Is that, like, bigger than a thousand?)
"It's just ... have you ever touch someone without hurting them???" (I don't like this sudden turn of events . . . errors are starting to come out of the woodwork and Gohan is making Cell sound like some sort of child molester or spouse beater. . .)
"What arre (Whoa, lay off the booze, Cell) you talking about?"
"Could you put me down please?"
Cell threw him to the ground. (Well, at least he's still in character . . .) Gohan got up again, shaking from the amount of assault he'd just had.
"Okay, that's what I'm talking about." (lmao, omg, Gohan, who are you trying to be? His wife? Stop nagging him! He can't help it! It comes with being a VILLAIN.)
"You saiyans are dirt anyway!!" spat Cell
Gohan took Cell's hand in his own. (lmfao, WTF?!) Cell jerked his hand away, nearly taking Gohan's head off in the process. (That's right! Show that kid you're not a pedophile.)
"Give me your hand." (Damnit, Gohan, stop trying to get him into trouble!)
Gohan gently held Cell's hand and started to rub it slowly over his chest . . . his abs. . . lower . . . Cell was ready to send the boy into another cliff if he was trying to trick him. Although he was confused at what Gohan was trying to do. He'd never felt anything so gentle. (ARGH! Cell's a child molester!) It made him feel odd. (That feeling is FORBIDDEN, Cell!) Gohan suddenly leaned forward. Cell was loosing it. ('loosing'? Are you sure?) Why was he letting him do this? (That's what I want to know!) As sson as he felt Gohan's lips against his, he pushed him away and flew off. (YES! Fly! For the love of GOD, fly!) Gohan kept his head down, as a single tear hit the ground just as the other Z Warriors face-slammed the ground after witnessing the whole damn thing. (Bet Goku wishes he hadn't sent his son out to fight Cell now . . .)