Disclaimer: I don’t own Eyeshield 21. (Thank God.) I own Kyo, the Mary-Sue of this story, though.
Kyo, an average girl who is going to Deimon High soon, and can't figure out which grammar tense she wants to use, was at her home trying to figure something out, but because she was a typical Mary-Sue, 'thinking' came as something foreign and difficult a feat. Kyo was actually being transferred to Deimon because of her behavior and attitude. (Oh, goody! An Anti!Sue. I hate these more than Perfect!Sues.) According to the Deimon rules, transfer students must wear their previously school uniforms to school instead of the regular uniform. (And you totally made that up, I know you did.) So meaning that instead of wearing the green uniform Deimon provides, Kyo is going to wear her school uniform from the school she went to before she got kicked out. (LIEK OMG NOE WAI!! SRSLY?!! And here I thought she was going ass-naked.)
Now here’s a thing about Kyo (I kinda don't give a shit . . . but I guess I can hear you out. Might be interesting), she is a 2nd year student meaning that she is 17 (O Rly?), she is very short tempered, and picks fights a lot. (Classic Mary-Sue trait; created and molded to fit the personality of the Canon character they plan on screwing over.) Kyo has chocolate brown eyes, black hair that reaches to her butt, lightly tanned skin, and has a nice figure to the guys, though she's the only one who thinks so. Said guys don't even notice her because of her fatty rolls. She also has four ear pierings, 2 on each ear, just like the Canon character she plans on screwing over! She hates perverts, jerks, show offs, and bitchy people, but most importantly, she hates herself because she tends to fall in all those categories herself. Most of the time, Kyo is training, reading, playing her guitar, singing secretly, dancing, playing DDR, doing gymnastics, and other things. (This is another Mary-Sue trait: succeeds in anything and everything, especially if it's something cool and takes years of practice to do successfully.) People say that she doesn’t look smart but she very is smart . . . and yet she's really not, judging by the switch-a-roo with the "is" and "very". Just doesn’t look like it. (I got it the first time, thanks.) For school, Kyo wears her previous school uniform which is a white button up T-shirt/blouse, a black school mini skirt, white thigh high socks, and black high type of school shoes. (lol, what? "High type"? Is that supposed to be some sort of version of a, I dunno, high heel or high top?) When excising, she wears a black spaghetti tank top, black waterproof pants with 2 white strips going down the legs, white running shoes, and her hair is tied in a high ponytail. But when she’s not doing anything, she wears a black or white tube top, black slacks or pants or short shorts, wears black boots or high elevated platforms, open toed heeled platforms or running shoes. (Wow. You going to describe what she wears to bed next? Or, wait, what she wears when she climbs Mt. Everest? Srsly, like I'm going to remember any of this shit later on.)
Kyo is independent but has a few friends, though said friends don't ever notice she's there. But rarely hangs out with them, though they still don't notice either way. Her parents are mostly gone so Kyo just watches herself. But anyways (Sorry, loser, but there's no "s" in "anyway". Ever.), enough about Kyo right now, back to the story. ("Back to the story"? When did it even start? You began the damn thing with unnecessary details and descriptions on irrelevant things about your slutty character with the thought that people were actually going to give a shit.)
Kyo was just getting her school bag ready and setting things up. Her school bag wasn’t like Deimon’s tote bag types (Why am I not surprised? Suethors always strive to make their 'Sues as different as possible.). It was like a regular hand bag but bigger and it has Kuromi (Sanrio cartoon) on it. Her room was neat unlike her parents. (Ooo, a rebel author, clearly having stepped from "Mary-Sue" to "Self-Insert Mary-Sue".) But her room was sorta small too. (So is my bathroom.) A regular queen sized bed, a nice organized desk, a walk in closet (one of the things in her room that was huge), a huge bathroom (another thing in her room that was huge), a huge window (another thing in her room that was huge), her guitar (huge), a bookshelf (huge), and some other junk (also huge; everything in her bedroom is on steroids). (Wtf, though. You just said her room was small. How the hell can she even turn around, let a lone move around?) Kyo sighed as she was done packing up and set is on the chair next to her desk , one of the huge things in her virginity-small room.
“Tomorrow is going to be huge (lmafo . . . okay, this is so fucking ridiculous. Seriously, is "huge" the only word you know to use to describe something that's vast size or adventure?) …” Kyo muttered as she placed her uniform on the chair. Then Kyo got dressed in her pajamas which were just a white halter top with a star and moon on the side and black shorts. (. . . Lady, seriously, I was just kidding earlier. I hadn't expected you to actually describe what she wore to sleep.) After that, she went to bed and the next day was soon to start. (She must have gone to bed at 11:59 P.M.)
The next morning, Kyo woke up by the time her alarm clock started ringing and got dressed in her uniform. She took her Kuromi school bag and went downstairs to make her lunch and breakfast. Her lunch was just a regular bento lunch and her breakfast was (a regular bento breakfast) a piece of toast with a glass of milk. In 10 minutes (It takes her ten minutes to eat a single slice of bread and down a glass of milk? What, was the piece of toast huge, too?), Kyo was done and went out to walk to Deimon High School. She sighed when she saw some other Deimon students. But they were official students, not transfer ones like Kyo. (Whoa, r u srs?) When she went to the office to tell them that she was the transfer student, they told her which classroom and Kyo went there. (The thorough, vivid detail you give this story just awes me. Srsly.) When she arrived to the classroom, the teacher started to talk.
“("Bitch, take yo seat! Yous inturrptin' my lect'cha, hoe!") Class, this is Takahira Kyo. She transferred from a far off high school from a far off town in a far off country that is far, far away, so please be friends with her even if you don't want to and would rather die first. And Miss Takahira, why don’t you tell us about yourself, or you could just direct us to the beginning of the chapter and we can start from there.” the teacher explained and looked over to Kyo.
“My name is Takahira Kyo and there is nothing important that you need to know about me except that I'm obviously a complete bitch who will greedily eat up any attention you give me, even if I come off as not wanting any.” Kyo said all monotone and not caring at all. Everyone was silent after she said that. Kyo didn’t pay attention to what the people said about her. All she heard where girls whispering to each other how scary looking she was (S'all right, girls. The far-off school she came from was a traveling freak-show circus.) and how Kyo was so dead quiet.
“Well um….please sit next to Anezeki-san, Anezeki-san (Anezaki-san, if you please.) please raise your hand so Takahira-san know where to sit.’ The teacher informed and a red haired girl (She's not a red-head, dumbass. Why does everyone keep doing this? Her hair is clearly a light-to-medium brown. How the hell do people get 'red' and 'pink' out of that?) raised her hand. Kyo just walked over to the seat next to the red head and sat down.(You know, after all that descriptive nonsense you felt you needed to give me on all the things your 'Sue wears, you must have burnt yourself out to actually make your sentences read more than just one-dimensional.) The girl had a polite smile and waved a bit over to Kyo. Kyo didn’t respond back. (That's right, act like a frostbitten skank. You obviously need that reputation to even attempt to gain Hiruma's attention.)
“Well I’m Anezeki Mamori and if you need anything, feel free to ask.” Mamori greeted and told Kyo while Kyo just nodded. But what Kyo didn’t know was that a certain devil was watching her. (Fucking great. It's already starting.) And that devil was obviously Hiruma Yoichi. (Obviously.)
During lunch, Mamori grabbed Kyo and went over to the football team. The Deimon Devilbats. (Yeah, I totally like being treated like an illiterate dropout who doesn't know shit about the anime, constantly being informed of things one would actually need to know to understand the fandom on a basic level.) Kyo didn’t even care or respond and just let Mamori drag her over to the team. (What is she? A robot? Would she also not care if Mamori shoved her off a building? Or punched her in the kidney?)
“Everyone, this is Kyo-chan! AND ZOMG ISNT SHE FREEKIE LOOKING?’ Mamori introduced while the team greeted her back. Sena was pretty nice and so were Monta and Kurita. The Ha-Ha brothers just said their usual “Ha?!” (. . . Why? Sorry, lady, but I need to tell you that the Huh-Huh Brothers don't just "Ha?!" in response to anything and everything.) and then there was the devil and future object of Frostbitten Skank's affections. Hiruma just popped a bubble from his gum and looked over at Kyo. Kyo didn’t even look and just sighed.
“Can you please let go of my arm?” Kyo asked and Mamori instantly let go of Kyo’s arm (What's with the overuse of her name? I mean, I think "Kyo" has been used at least fifty times now.). Kyo (51) just shook her arm a bit and was starting to walk off until Mamori begged her to stay a bit longer. Kyo (52) just sighed and Mamori thought that it was a “yes”.
“So you’re the damn transfer student eh? Transferred only because of fights and other types of shit. Heard you transferred to this fuckin' school in particular 'cause you wanted to get into my pants,” Hiruma stated and Mamori gasped at her, totally sucking away Kyo's (53) share of oxygen.
“WH-What?! Kyo-chan is this true?!” (LIEK IT TTLY IZ MAMO-NEECHAN!) Mamori sounded shocked and the answer they got from Kyo was a simple nod.
“Kekeke…..you got guts damn girl, but the only people getting into these pants are fucking manager, fucking shrimp, fucking mohawk, fucking dreads, and fucking lizard,” Hiruma stated and Kyo just rolled her eyes. “Heard that you are also good with gymnastics and that you own huge things so from now on, you’re the head cheerleader in our football team!” Hiruma declared.
“What? Since when did I ever agreed?” Kyo asked with a raised eyebrow. Since when did Hiruma make her decisions? (Since now. If you don't like it - hell, even if you do like it, please, just leave the story!)
“Starting now and damn cheerleader, you better be here for practice after school!” Hiruma declared and walked off.
“Sorry about Hiruma-san but you’ll get used to him soon. He’s not all that bad you know… I'm still trying to get a booking for that adventure in his pants, myself. DETERMINATION MAX!” Monta stated and Kyo just nodded.
Looks like to Kyo, she just got herself into another mess but this time, she can’t get out of it. Now she’s a cheerleader? (Yeah; you totally got rid of the original head cheerleader, too. Good work, 'Sue.) Hopefully the cheerleading outfits aren’t as lame as her previous school’s. That would be terrible if she had to wear a skirt. (. . . Um, that's what a cheerleader wears, though. How is that 'lame'?) Now Kyo has to meet up with the Devilbats after school to see how well this goes. (God, your indecisiveness on tenses sucks such ass.)