'Must.......keep going............got to get away.....' The young girl stumbled bare-footed through the dark, dampy, and freezing forest. It was the middle of winter, and all she was wearing was a pair of baggy jeans, ripped at both knees, and a hook on bra. She didn't have time to put on her shoes or find her shirt. All she wanted was to get out of that aparment and make a run for it. Knowing that the man would have called her father (Call you father, huh? Are you a hermaphrodite or something?) and told him that she had gotten away, she had two options. Either to keep running and get caught, or escape into a nearby forest. (WOW . . . those are some pretty deep and complicated options! Give me a few seconds while I choose . . .) She took number two. (Damn. I'd have picked option number one.) She knew good and well what would happen if she was caught by her father; beaten until she couldn't move or talk, then locked in the closet for weeks.
".......ugh....." Seeing that she couldn't walk any further, the half-naked girl leaned against a tree, then slid down to a sitting position. She couldn't keep herself awake becase she was so weak.
"I didn't deserve this!.......What did I do wrong?........" Then she blacked out. (lol, that was quick. What, did the tree pull a 'Whomping Willow' and smack her upside the head with its branches?)
Not to far from where the girl was, sat a cave and in it, meditated certain handsome namek.
Piccolo jerked his head up when he felt a low power level up ahead. Thinking it was just a dying animal, he went back to meditating. [insert time-gap here] Sighing, he got up walked toward the low power. 'Damn my curiousity!' (NO! Don't do it! There's a half-naked Mary-Sue over there, waiting for you to show up and save her so she can return the favor by VOODOOING you into loving her!)
It wasn't long when he stopped in front of a girl, no older than 17 or 18, who was lying against a tree unconsious. What he saw made him blink a few times. She wasn't exactly human. She was PART human, and from the looks of it, part feline. (lmfao . . . oh, God.)
She had two short, pointed black ears w/pink (NO! I broke one of my own rules! . . . Actually, I think I've already broken ALL of my writing rules . . . ) tips, short pink hair; shoulder length, slender pink eyebrows. Even when they were closed, Piccolo would guess that her eyes were slitted. She also had a small pink, cat-like nose, no whiskers, full pink lips, a hint of short fangs from her ajared mouth; nothing compared to his. (That's right, Piccolo; you show that Mary-Sue who's boss. Your fangs TOTALLY pwn her fangs.) Slightly pointed chin, a slender neck w/a (Damnit!) silver cross wraped around it.
Piccolo blushed slightly when his eyes met her protruding breast. (lmfao oh, MY GOD! I'm so ashamed of myself . . . wait. Just one breast? I mean, she doesn't have two? Or six?) Quickly looked at something else. She had nails just like his, and a 3 foot, maybe, 4 foot black tail w/a (*just . . . dies a little inside*) pink ring just below the tip. Everything eles was human. Creamy white skin, feet (WHOA, SRSLY?! NO WAI! I have a feet, too!), hands arms; things that a normal human has. He only became more courious (*snerks, grinning*) about why she was wearing so little clothing on such a cold night and why she was so unaturally thin. (I dunno, Piccolo . . . could it be possible that she's a fucking anorexic WHORE?) You could see her ribs for goodness sake!! (OH NOES! D:)
Suddenly, Piccolo was blasted back a few feet by powerful wind. (Whoa, if a wind could knock PICCOLO back, then it must have been, like, a brief hurricane or something!) He could survive any harsh climate, he knew he could, but the girl couldn't. (Aw, just leave her, Piccolo. Even the wild animals won't touch her.) He had to do something, even though he rufused to do anything. (lmao . . . WHAT? Did I seriously just contradict myself in the same freaking sentence?)
He couldn't take her back with him because it was just as cold in the cave as it was outside, and he wasn't going to risk flying to the Look Out. The only place was the Son's house, which was a few yards from his cave.
Piccolo looked the girl over once more, then grabbed her into his arms, and began walking toward the Son's. (Poor Goku and his family. Now they're unwillingly gunna to get caught up in all this bullshit, too.)