This penname is maintained by a group of fanfict Authors in direct response to the increasing amount of nonsense flamers (Personally, I think GoB has some pretty plausible reasons to flame people. He could be nicer . . . if those he’s nice to actually showed some kindness and respect back.) that are claiming to own this site. (Nah, he only says that to those who don't deserve to be in the fandom. He shares the fandom with me just fine.) We are the actual Ghost Writers United. ("Actual"? Was there a "Ghost Writers United" before you? I mean, if so, then you're not the "actual" "Ghost Writers United".)
If you need a flamer targeted, feel free to PM us. (lmao . . . wow, um, what are you going to do to them? Spam them, demanding that they apologize?) If you are the flamer targeted, publicly apoligize (LMAO! It is "scienceteacherSE"! She's the only one who can't spell "apologize" right! ) and we might actually have a vote of the GWU (lol, sounds like a car name or something.) to take the comedy that is you - off this bio. (. . . LMFAO. OMG! Are you freaking kidding me? What flamer in their right mind would apologize to the people who are part of the reason why the FF.net site SUCKS? If anything, personally, the flamers would love it if you showed them in your profile. Shit, add me! I'd love to spork your comments on me! Of course, if you added me, then you’d be doing it out of retaliation and bruised ego 'cause I've never flamed anyone. (Well . . . except that one time . . .), thus proving you are worse than the person you're attempting to mock. At least when he flames, it's for a reason, and it isn't out of spite, no matter how much he might dislike them. (Well . . . there was that one time . . .))
If you would like to support/join the Ghost Writers United group. (. . . ? If what? What's with the sudden break off?) First put a link to this penname within your bio somewhere. (Wow, whore yourself out much?) Second, PM us. (Aw, do I have to? Can't I just use my telepathy?) Third, when we have our forum up and running - join it. (. . . lmfao, what? Wait, so you want people to join a club . . . that hasn't even been created yet?)
Future forum: Will be formed in order to help writers develop research and writing skills (Um . . . we already have plenty of those. And personally, just getting off your ass and actually leaving concrit instead of butt-humping praise tends to be just as efficient.), as well as to discuss certain aspects of Flamers (Lmao, what's there to discuss? They're emotionally abusive to people who enjoy flaunting their stupidity in public.) and try to educate them in true constructive criticism techniques. (Uh . . . you can't teach someone something if you've no idea how to do it yourself. If this is "scienceteacherSE" as GoB suspects, then her review - "cool, I've always thought about the transformation going the other direction. This is an interesting idea! Maybe the machine in the G1 episode - 'Only Human' could be used to explain this transformation?" - for the story "Seeking Humanity" is pathetic and an exact reason why GoB flames. If they want to educate on what concrit really is, then they should listen to a real critic, like Tinedanxer. She left a massive review on the same story.) Should be up by 07/17/08. (. . . Why? How hard is it to create a forum on FF.net? I opened GoB's forum faster than that!)
The current 'Flamer profile' is for Ghost of Beethoven.. enjoy - this is his actual bio on his penname, our comments have been added in bold. (Seriously . . . "The Real Ghost"? Couldn't you have come up with something more original? Or even witty? Or is that too much creativity and imagination for all of you, combined, to take on?)