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Hey everyone, (Hi.)

My name is Trackster because I LOVE TRACKS! (LIEK OMG RLY?!!1! I guess 'cause I love Barricade, I should call myself the "Cadester"?) I'm still new to this website. (You're not that new. You're account was created on 06-02-08. It's 07-09-08.) Originally when I signed up to join this place, my only intention was to give my words of praise and congratulations to my favourite writer who also resides on this website, Mrs Optimus Prime. I recently worked with her on an alternative chapter she was writing to one of her Transformers stories called, "Two World." (Uh . . . you do mean "Two Worlds, with an 's', right? I mean, so far it's obvious you haven't proofread this profile.) It was only after doing this and after reading all of the wonderful feedback I received for the work (Lmao, she makes it sound like she got thirty reviews or something. I've counted only nine of just simple, one-lined praising.) that I took part in (FINE! We'll give you the bigger half, damnit! Here, take your seven reviews and get outta here!) that I was inspired and encouraged to begin writing stories of my own. (Oh, great.) As I'm sure you've noticed from my online picture and profile, I am a huge fan of Tracks (Actually, no, I didn't notice. Thanks for informing me!), in fact, he actually started out as my number one favourite Autobot, but has now become one of them as I also love Optimus Prime, Bumblebee, Ironhide, and the rest of the Autobots. (. . . lmao. Why couldn't you have just said "I love all the Autobots", rather than starting a list and then going " . . . and the rest of the Autobots.")

I have spent many months searching the net, trying to find stories about Tracks. (Tracks is apparently good about not leaving tracks. I guess he knew he was being stalked by this loony. Good boy!) Although I have come across a few, they are very little compared to the amount of Optimus Prime and Bumblebee stories and a few other Transformers stories that I've found. (Er . . . duh? They're the most liked and get the most scene time, stupid. That's like complaining about why there are more Megatron and Starscream stories than there are ones for Astrotrain.) Therefore, to please and satisfy all Autobot Tracks fans around the world (Which obviously isn't much if there're hardly any Tracks stories to begin with.), I have decided to take it upon myself to begin writing and submitting stories all about Tracks (Which is an outright lie because she just put up a story about Ironhide.), since hardly anyone else has. In my stories, I hope to show everyone that he is just a really big softy and has a kind, loving and friendly spark. (Good luck with that, I guess.) He is very loyal and true to his friends, despite his snobbish personality (I don't suppose you're not attracted to him because you share the same snobbish traits?) and many peoples' jokes about him being gay, even though he's never demonstrated any sexual acts or desires upon anyone, human or transformer (Tracks is NOT gay! He is a cybornetic organism (Cybornetic? What, is he not welcomed into the Autonimus Robotic club?) and I wish people would stop calling him gay just because of the way he talks. (Oh, please. People always think Starscream is gay because of his voice, but you don't hear anyone complaining about it.) His voice is really cool and I wouldn't have it any other way. (You're the only one, apparently.) But, even if he was gay, what's wrong with that? (Because I highly doubt you'd like it if he were, that's what's wrong, especially seeing as you don't like Slash fics.)).

I'm very hopeful that everyone will enjoy my stories that I wish to write and upload onto the Fanfiction website and that you'll all go easy on me with your reviews.(I saw GhostofBeethoven "go easy" on you by actually being nice in his concrit, and you completely went insane on him because of it. Basically what you should be saying is, "I want PRAISE only! If you don't have anything that's praising me or my crappy work, then don't review!) There is still so much about this place that I need to learn, so I'm not perfect yet and I'm bound to make mistakes. (You're not perfect, huh? Then stop pretending that you are. You going around saying your crap is awesome is the most laughable lie I've ever come across. Show some humility, you loser.)

If anyone who is a Tracks fan has any ideas for a story they woud like me to write about him, please tell me. ALL THOUGHTS AND IDEAS ARE WELCOME. Don't be afraid to tell me about even the craziest and weirdest ideas for a story as I have a HUGE imagination and enjoy writing about crazy and weird things too, as long as they have some comedy in them. However, my only request is that you do not ask me to write any gay and sexual stories about Tracks or anyone else. (Really? I thought you said "ALL THOUGHTS AND IDEAS ARE WELCOME"? And please, stop sounding like the homophobe you are and call it "Slash". Some of the most beautiful pieces of fanfiction are Slash.) I like to write cute, funny and innocent stories and wish to keep most, if not all of my stories at an age-rate of K. (From what I can see, you can only write about tickling giant robots. Can't you come up with anything else?) I don't like writing stories about sex. (I don't think I'd want you writing anything sexual. You might have the two tickle each other afterwards or something.) I'm cool with romance, but I believe that sex should be left in the bedroom, LOL! (LOL! LIEK OMG, U R SO IMMATURE N IGNORANT!11!) My favourite topic to write in my stories is friendship. (Something you obviously haven't experienced IRL, what with how you treat people.)

Also, I fear to tell you this in case some cold-hearted people choose to use this to their advantage, but I am a highly-sensitive (By "highly-sensitive", if you mean "I'll rip you a new anus if you review my crap with anything that isn't sucking my toes!", then sure, I'll go with that.) person and can be hurt easily. (And by "hurt easily", you mean your self-inflated ego, right?) My only request in this matter is that if and when you ever give me any constructive criticism, that you are gentle (LMAO! GoB was "gentle" with your sorry ass. Fucking Christ, what a loser.) when telling me what you do and do not like about my stories and where you believe I need to make improvements. I appreciate all negative (The hell you do, you psycho.) and positive feedback, as long as it's honest, but please be gentle as I am very sensitive. (Sensitive in the head, you mean.)

Thank you. (No; thank you.)

Have a cool day! Tracks certainly will. (You sure about that? I don't know about anyone else, but I'd be nervous if knew there was lunatic out there with the hots for me.)