OK! OK! I'll be 'straight' with ya'll butt i rly wont bee cuz i put 'strait' n quotes thus meening im jus as gay as teh raep n mai stoires!! My muse has become slightly fixated as of late. (And by that, she means that sadistic muse of hers that makes her write randomly plotted raep fics starring equally random transformer characters.) I'm sorry! It just won't let loose!! But it's a TOTALLY INCREDIBLE fic (I love how she tries to make it sound like her opinions are facts.) that is open for other authors to add their own 'miniplots' to. So if you've DREAMED and FANTASIZED and wanted to TOTALLY RUIN CANON about having a human-sized clone of your favorite Transformer - I invite you to join us!! (Liek, LAWL, not in your lifetime, lady.)

Like true survival struggle? Hot SMUT? Romance? Angst? Comedy? (lmao, she sounds so much like a car salesmen trying to sale you a piece of shit car by telling you complete exaggerations about it.)Well, the second book in my Market Commodity saga is all of that and so, so much more. (God, she's is SO annoying because "humility" is nowhere in her dictionary, but 'arrogance', 'self-inflated ego', and 'bitch and moan whenever you get anything that looks like constructive criticism' are written all over the front cover.) Enjoy! (Not possible.) I think it's my most complex and hottest one to date! (ZOMG LiEK 4REEL? That's not really saying much seeing as the rest of your shit is terrible.) Beachcomber and Rumble are the mechs involved (Randomly picked, like always.) - but there's clones of almost every single Bot/Con in it as well! Once again, too darned HOT for Fanfict! (LAWL, and ur 2 stewpid 4 it so GTFO!)