It’s the year 13050 and planet Earth has been swallowed by the enlarging sun. (We've got a prophet here.) Scientists have estimated wrong saying that it would happen millions of years from now. (No, I'm sure they're right. You just wanted to mess with their theories, admit it.) Millions of people have died in the burning flames. (Only millions? You mean the whole human population didn't just drop dead? Holy shit, guys! We've got hope! The prophet is saying that we're capable of surviving in billions of degrees of heat!) the transformers have tried to shuttle as many humans as they could to another planet. Sadly enough, that plan failed as well. Vicious animals tore the arriving humans into pieces as they slept. Diseases killed most of the children there. Things were not looking too good for the human race. (So . . . wait. We can withstand planet-melting heat . . . but we can't fight off beasts and diseases? Damn . . .)Transformers did all they could to protect this fragile race, for they stood side by side in all their trials, but this nightmare seemed irreversible. In the end the transformers left the humans, unable to watch their suffering. (WTF?! Get back here and take responsibility for your actions! Why couldn't you have just left us on our sun-engulfed planet? Couldn't you tell that we were still perfectly capable of surviving there?!) They came back 5 years later to find that Earth has been completely engulfed. (Oh, sure, NOW they wanna come back . . .)The transformers wept the loss of their small allies, feeling emptiness and utter guilt and shame for being the ultimate reason for our extinction 'cause they couldn't mind their own damn business were humans once held a place in their sparks. Thinking that humans were completely gone (You'd like that, wouldn't you, Optimus?), they retreated back to their world. Little did they know that a group of human girls were ferociously chasing after them in their dying ship. (And this is just proof that Mary-Sues are like cockroaches. They will never completely die out; NEVER. Not even diseases from foreign planets, animals that get you in your sleep, or supernovas can destroy these weirdos.)
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“It’s no use Ceres (Mary-Sue #1), they won’t respond.” One of the girls whined.
“Don’t give up hope, Sal (Mary-Sue #2).” The girl was leading them spoke with reassurance, but she herself started to feel doubt creeping upon her.
“Gabriella (and Mary-Sue #3. Funny how the last of our kind . . . all have freakishly odd/uncommon names.), report.” Ceres ordered. Every few minutes she needed the ships status. She prayed that this thing will help them.
“The ship is stable but hyper drive is still disabled. I suggest that we not enable hyper drive unless necessary.” (But . . . you just said it was disabled! What's going on?!)
“Very well. Sal, close communications. We need to focus on just getting to their ship.”
“Yes Ceres.”
“Adjust speed to 900 knots.”
“Slowly increasing, the ship seems stable, we are now at 900 knots and all is well.” Gabriella reported.
“Good. Enabling tracking systems. Now the ship will take us home. Hopefully.” Ceres rubbed the back of her neck. This was going to be a tight trip, but she will make it. She looked around her and at her fellow comrades. Barely adults and they have shown me (Whoa, what? Stick to one type of POV, Mary Sue #1) more than any adult could. She will not let them die. She closed her eyes. Memories came flooding back. (No, Mary-Sue #1! This is NOT the appropriate time to have a flashback! Your ship is nearly - ah, shit, here we go . . .)
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“Please retreat to the escape ships as soon as possible.” (Makes me wonder . . . what makes an 'escape ship' different from any other ship? . . . Are they labeled? Do they have "ESCAPE SHIP" painted across the sides? And if so, are we strictly not allowed to use any of the other ships if they're not 'escape ships'?
Soldier: "Sir! All the escape ships are full! We need to board the other ships!"
Commander: "No, no! Those ships are not ESCAPE ships. We escape on the "Escape Ship"s only.")
The alarm sounded throughout the fortress. Here were the last surviving humans. Struggling to live. (Well, I'd hate to learn they were slacking off . . .) Ceres ran through halls trying to get to one of the ships when she saw two girls trapped by burning debris. (LEAVE THEM! Oh, God, just leave them!!) Looking over she found a fire extinguisher. (You're hallucinating! SERIOUSLY, just leave them! I think I can work with one Mary-Sue, but not THREE!) These were placed everywhere because of the high flammability of the planet. (lmfao, what? Are we still talking about Earth here or is it another planet? Is it Jupiter, planet of the flammable gasses? Does this mean that Mary-Sues can also survive on planets that have everything but oxygen?) She quickly doused the fire and got to girls.
“C’mon, or do you want to die.” Ceres said urgently. (If it was me . . . I'd probably choose to stay and DIE.)
The three girls ran to the ship ports. One ship was left and much to their relief it read "ESCAPE SHIP" across the side. After all . . . you're not allowed to escape in any ship that isn't an "Escape Ship" . They hastily entered and started take off sequence. (I think it's safe to say that no one is going to kick your ass for not doing the countdown, okay?) Ceres looked up. The ships were trying to fly over the sun. (Like the cow over the moon? Plagiarists!) All that happened was them crashing and burning. (lmao, when it comes to the sun, there is no 'crashing' or even any real 'burning'. More like 'complete disintegration'.) Quickly she ran to the controls. She overrode the auto pilot and flew in the opposite direction as the sun. (Great, so basically, all that were left of the humans were three Mary-Sues . . . and utter dumbasses.)
“What are you doing? You’re going the wrong way!” One of the girls cried. (And apparently we have a cross between the two.)
“No, I am going the safe way.” Ceres replied bluntly.
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Ceres was shaken awake by Sal.
“Ceres, Ceres, wake up!”
“What, what, what is it? “ Ceres replied groggily. She must have fallen asleep at the controls. (Actually it was a flashback. I told you not to do it.)
“We have the ship in visual contact!” (RUN AWAY, TFORMERS! Just RUN!!)