"What do you mean you are the last survivors of the human race? We went to you galaxy and found that Earth has been destroyed!" (And it was, Prime. Everyone is dead. Except these three. ‘Cause they’re Mary-Sues. They’re like vampires; immortal and soul-sucking with mind-control powers.) Optimus looked at the three girls on the screen.
"It is exactly as I have said Optimus, we are the last survivors and we won’t be for long if you don’t let us board! (Don't do it, Optimus! If you let them board, they will immediately brainwash you into loving them, protecting them, romancing them, and have you banish all thought of being IN CHARACTER!) Please, help us. We will tell you everything, I can guarantee that, as well as making you love me within the first hour of meeting me."
"I am sorry, yes you may board. We are just so surprised to see you. (You would be, wouldn't you, you shameless death-bringer-of-races.) It is good to see you alive. (LIES!)" Optimus felt bad for treating them with hostility. (And yet . . . you show no remorse for killing off the more competent, moral-based, and just all-around better humans.)
"It is good to see you all too." Ceres closed the connection and ready the ship to board. She was so ready to rest and so glad to have found the transformers. (Deep down, I highly doubt they share your enthusiasm, Mary-Sue #1.) She eased the ship into the docking bay with little effort. (Well, yeah, no shit. We're talking about robots standing between 16-30 feet in height. Their ship is gunna be huge; even their ESCAPE SHIP is probably three times the size of your ESCAPE SHIP. If you can't steer your smaller ship into that docking bay . . . then maybe you're not as Mary-Sueish as I thought. Unfortunately, you DID get it in there, therefore you ARE just as Mary-Sueish as I thought.) The three girls bustled about, shutting down the ship, gathering their few things, and getting over nerves.
"Why am I so nervous?" Sal asked Ceres. (Probably 'cause your 'Disgruntled-and-Totally-Anti-Sue-Reader-with-a-Baseball-Bat-is-Nearby' senses are tingling . . .)
"It has been days since outside contact with any life forms.(Damnit, Prime! Stop killing off every species you don't like! This is NOT how you solve your problems!) Don’t be nervous, we are among friends here. Girls," Ceres looked at each one of them, "this is our new home." (Psht, yeah, until Optimus goes on another rampage . . .)
The three girls slowly exited the dock and were surprised by a surprise welcoming ceremony. (lmao . . . NO. WAI. They were surprised by a surprise party? That's, like, NOT the reaction they were supposed to express! Sheesh . . . better not tell Prime . . . might go off and bestow Extinction upon some other unsuspecting race.) Each of them was lifted up by different transformers and flowers fell from the balconies (lmfao, are you serious?) that were also filled with various beings. (Really? The flowers had beings in them? Were they fairies? Did one of them house Thumbelina?) They were paraded down an aisle with transformers on each side of them cheering, crying, and dancing. (lmao *keeps picturing that botched rescue scene with Sir Lancelot from 'Monty Python and the Holy Grail') Ceres looked up to see Optimus and Megatron standing side by side, holding hands and swinging them back and forth merrily.‘They must have put aside their differences (Whoa, serious? That totally didn't cross my mind, seeing MORTAL ENEMIES that are fucking as OLD as TIME standing calmly next to each other . . . actually, no I think they're still hating on each other, but only over their comlinks, doing the whole "I hate you", "I hate you more" thing.)’, she thought. They arrived at the front of the crowd and were gently set down onto the ground. The girls looked up to see Optimus bend down and say, "Are YOU Samuel James Witwicky, descendent of Archibald Witwicky?"
"Welcome, little ones." He stuck out a hand for them to climb on.
"Thank you Optimus." Ceres replied. She looked over at Megatron. He nodded, "We are glad that you are safe. We missed the human race." (Really? You had a funny way of SHOWING it back in Mission City, when you were destroying buildings and throwing other robots around.)
‘Wow’, Ceres thought, ‘Megatron is being nice too! That’s got to be a stretch for him.’ (But apparently nothing too big or of IMPORTANCE for this author. God, is NOTHING sacred? Megatron isn't nice! If he had the ability or even the proper digestive system, he'd fucking EAT you! Jeez . . .), "As we have missed you as well." She crawled over to Megatron’s shoulder to give the other girls room. (I got the mental image of a roach crawling over his shoulder . . . Megatron: "OMG! WTF WAS THAT?! *SLAP/SQUISH*")
"Today we have had very important visitors arrive here. (More like creatures capable of rending even the evilest villains - a.k.a Megatron or Starscream - dignity-less and IC-less.) We thought that their race was extinguished, extinct, wiped out but these three girls proved us wrong. (I know, Prime, I’m crying on the inside, too.) Let us give a standing ovation for these courageous souls." Optimus spoke with great power and authority. ("Courageous souls"? What did they do that was so 'courageous'? It's not like they went, "Yo, Sun! You gonna stop kissing our planet's ass or am I gunna have to get rough with ya? 'Cuz you know I know that I'm so Mary-Sue that I can drop-kick yous into another solar system, and I know you don't want that." No, they simply just took an ESCAPE SHIP and decided that flying IN the direction of the sun would kill them, so they used their superior intellect to go in the OPPOSITE direction instead.)
The whole room erupted with cheering. "Let us give these girls their privacy and allow them to settle in. Tomorrow we will have a question and answer session. (lmao, wow, really? Cybertronians actually have a class dedicated to FAQ? What do they do, sit in a circle and start playing "20 Questions"?)Dismissed." Optimus dismissed the crowed and turned towards us (Damnit, Mary-Sue #1! Stick to the fucking dominant POV!). "We will show you your quarters. Do you have all of your things?"
"Yes, we do." The three chimed.
"Good." They walked off to give them their quarters. When they approached they approached other transformers they quickly got out of their way. Soon each girl had their own room. To Ceres’ liking she got a big bed. (I think it's safe to say that ALL the beds . . . are big. Unless, of course, it's a Mini-bot’s.) As soon as she hit the mattress, she was out. (Aww, now look what you've gone and done! You've knock yourself unconscious 'cause that 'mattress' is actually a recharge berth, which is actually thinly-cushioned STEEL. (At least, that's what I picture anyway ;P))